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When all else fails, blame Bigfoot. Those child molesters are always so clever.
03-28-08
From Vanity Fair, of all places.
10-30-08
In the story's comments section:
Spitznagel nails it. This sad, suffering, respect-craving lot of folks are second only to "Furries" on
the lower rungs of geek culture. It's hard to take something this silly seriously, but it sure is fun!
Congrats to Vanity Fair for having the nuts to run something like this! Outstanding!
Posted 10/30/2008 by Lunchmonkey
Spitznagel nails it. This sad, suffering, respect-craving lot of folks are second only to "Furries" on
the lower rungs of geek culture. It's hard to take something this silly seriously, but it sure is fun!
Congrats to Vanity Fair for having the nuts to run something like this! Outstanding!
Posted 10/30/2008 by Lunchmonkey
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Apparently Smilin Bob's happiness isn't all 'male enhancement' related.
09-28-08
Apparently this guy was a real lump. A genuine and certified asshole. I will bet
money that serving 25 years in prison will keep the asshole's asshole...tip top.
...Bradley, the former customer service employee, said it all could have been avoided. He said he
once told Warshak that his marketing skills were so strong that he could stop the deceptive sales
practices and still make millions, albeit less than he was making at the time.
He said Warshak didn't respond to the suggestion.
"He should have just played it straight," Bradley said. "It's a shame. He could have had it all."
money that serving 25 years in prison will keep the asshole's asshole...tip top.
...Bradley, the former customer service employee, said it all could have been avoided. He said he
once told Warshak that his marketing skills were so strong that he could stop the deceptive sales
practices and still make millions, albeit less than he was making at the time.
He said Warshak didn't respond to the suggestion.
"He should have just played it straight," Bradley said. "It's a shame. He could have had it all."
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Purported costume maker of 'Patty', the Patterson-Gimlin film subject.
11-17-08
...The film has since become the most famous footage of Bigfoot and has ignited a controversy
over its authenticity. With a large clientele of magicians, Morris decided not to tell anyone that it
was his gorilla costume in the film...
over its authenticity. With a large clientele of magicians, Morris decided not to tell anyone that it
was his gorilla costume in the film...
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Liberals are none too pleased to realize Obama isn't quite one of them.
12-08-08
The fuggin idiots were so hell bent on believing he was the man for 'change',
they literally forgot what it was he was really gonna change. Eh, fuck the
liberals. The real story is of course missed in all this whining pablum. That
being: there's doubt he TRULY THOUGHT he'd win the election - and when
he did there was a huge 'Oh fuck' followed by a 'What the hell are we gonna
do?' He's 47, I'm 47 (5 months older even) AND I think I'm one of the
smartest assholes in the universe - and I couldn't run this country if I ran it.
they literally forgot what it was he was really gonna change. Eh, fuck the
liberals. The real story is of course missed in all this whining pablum. That
being: there's doubt he TRULY THOUGHT he'd win the election - and when
he did there was a huge 'Oh fuck' followed by a 'What the hell are we gonna
do?' He's 47, I'm 47 (5 months older even) AND I think I'm one of the
smartest assholes in the universe - and I couldn't run this country if I ran it.
Forget the obvious irony of the headline. As has always been the case, it's
murder when, and only when, the US government says it's murder. Their
coaxing you from your warm bed in Hometown, Nebraska to go to Iraq and
presumably KILL any and all 'non-conforming' Iraqis - with the blessing of
God no less - isn't murder i.e. is NOT MURDER. Yet, if you happen to decide
on your own the when, the where and/or the how you're gonna do it, KILL
IRAQIS that is, it's murder brotha. The same ones that would be just as dead
had their deaths been sanctioned by the US government. Fuckin IDIOTS!
murder when, and only when, the US government says it's murder. Their
coaxing you from your warm bed in Hometown, Nebraska to go to Iraq and
presumably KILL any and all 'non-conforming' Iraqis - with the blessing of
God no less - isn't murder i.e. is NOT MURDER. Yet, if you happen to decide
on your own the when, the where and/or the how you're gonna do it, KILL
IRAQIS that is, it's murder brotha. The same ones that would be just as dead
had their deaths been sanctioned by the US government. Fuckin IDIOTS!
02-20-09
As the old saying goes (or at least how an old saying should go if one was to
exist - the saying that is), that's SO not a Bigfoot-print. Seems 'the man' sees
things where others don't. Actually, the article's existence itself is more my
chuckle of the day. Just one more nail in that 'there is no Bigfoot' coffin.
Because, ALL (pictures of) footprints are inevitably just a little too vague or a
little too blurry to really be able to make that leap from "...it was the wind." to
"...a big hairy ape that we've never photographed or seen for more than 4
seconds at a time but it just has to be real because an unknown big hairy ape
would be really cool..." like-thing.
exist - the saying that is), that's SO not a Bigfoot-print. Seems 'the man' sees
things where others don't. Actually, the article's existence itself is more my
chuckle of the day. Just one more nail in that 'there is no Bigfoot' coffin.
Because, ALL (pictures of) footprints are inevitably just a little too vague or a
little too blurry to really be able to make that leap from "...it was the wind." to
"...a big hairy ape that we've never photographed or seen for more than 4
seconds at a time but it just has to be real because an unknown big hairy ape
would be really cool..." like-thing.
03-12-09