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Helpy says...
Below are a few short paragraphs describing some of the
more prominent, albeit dubious Bigfoot enthusiasts, nimrods,
hunters, gatherers, players, bat-boys, key grips and
caterers whose lives apparently not only revolve around
Bigfoot and its discussion, but with wreaking havoc on the
sense and sensibility of the average reader and listener.
Most are offenders, that is, members of the Bigfoot
Forums (link below) discussion board.
Paul Vella - aka Paul1968UK - Administrator of BFF™
A 40ish english-welsh-limey-bitter-anti-american-brit who
can't seem to get his shoes on the proper feet more than
50 % of the time. A self deluded sort with an intellectual
capacity that is...quite limited. A ne'er-do-well of the first
kind. His views and attitude change with the wind. I could
have debated the bastard while napping and fishing in
Tasmania and still splooged him. By the way, and just as a
point of information, he's the fuck that BANNED me at the
BFF because...I called him bad names and shit in several e-
mails. I know they (the words) ultimately and totally
emasculated him cause he talks in a higher pitch now since
that week. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Jay Lee Doster - aka JayleeD - Administrator of BFF™
This is only an observation: Don't fuck with Jaylee. And
especially don't let her fool ya. When she needs to be
insincere, dishonest and lack any semblance of integrity, she
can hang with the best of 'em. If you're not friendly to her
agenda, you better just go fuck yourself cause she's not
bringing the ambulance or the lube.
Jim Flowers - aka JimF - Card Carrying Lump™
I'm not sure this guy actually exists. He's just so...larger
than life. Has a hard-on for people in Popular Bigfooting™
who don't agree he's The Grand Poohbah Bigfoot God.
Tragic side note: I guess one day his lil' buddies (butt
buddies?) told him "Hey Jim Bob, self confidence is not a
vice", but he apparently heard the words "Self mutilation with
a vice is not a vice" so he immediately proceeded to clamp
his balls down in one just to see if it was true. Like I said,
lump!
Sam Rich - aka BitterMonk - Seminary dropout
All things Bigfooty MUST...I'll repeat that...all things
Bigfooty must be run through Sam before they're suitable
for the mainstream. If you saw something Bigfooty and it
was hairy and black...think again buddy, it wasn't hairy nor
black (nor even Bigfooty) until Sam says so. He just knows
because he knows. And he's from Georgia...go figure. I'm a
bit disappointed he's not been the one to come up with a
body. Shhhh, don't tell him there is no Bigfoot.
Teresa Hall - aka Teresa - Welfare non-mother
Some people just can't help themselves. By all accounts,
she's completed the home study course in being a CCC™.
Apparently can't stand not getting ALL THE ATTENTION
ALL THE TIME. She took over an Internet radio program
on the premise that having any 'actual talent or ability' is for
lesser folks. She's Teresa goddamnit. La loo la zer.
Matt Knapp - aka OklahomaSquatch - Lil' Peepee to his
friends
I'm not even close to a fucking clue where this lump showed
from; but I do know he has a foot fetish for his own feet.
Seems every word that comes off of this lackey's fingers
has 'redneck' embedded in it somewhere. He might have
been the hooded accomplice on the grassy knoll in that vice-
gonad incident mentioned above. I'm checking on that.
B - aka Wolftrax - Black belt butt sniffer
Again, not a clue where folks of this ilk come from as they
just never have anything INTELLIGENT to say. Here's
possibly a small clue; his seeming best pal, buddy, and
rumored life partner is a former 'circus freak' whose sole
claim to fame was squirting milk out of his nose...or ass...or
something like that. See what I'm sayin' here?
Craig Mitchell - aka Pywacket - LittlePudwacker to his
uncle Leo
A unwitting comedian of the first sort. Was involved in
some Deep Cover Bigfoot Operations that were so
stealthly planned and operated, General Patton would have
been proud; but then that one game cam went off and the
boom box and the surprised looks and shit...it threw the
whole operation into one big 'zany comedy'. He's been doing
damage control ever since and...it's not working.
Stacy Flowers - aka StacyInMI -
A hanger-on, groupie if you will, of her CCL™ husband,
amongst others. Nothing inherently wrong with that, but
she continually refuses to answer reporter's questions
about hers and his physical relationship since the infamous
'vice incident'. It's rumored John Wayne Bobbit was not only
on her speed dial list for a time, but he came over and
counseled the family in 'their time of need'. Which makes no
sense whatsoever as I'm confident JW Bobbit couldn't
counsel his way into a pack of hot dogs.
P.S. If any of the fucks mentioned above need to e-mail me
'a piece of their mind', please make it INTELLIGENT (I could
only dream) and/or funny or I'm likely to post it if it's worthy
of more ridicule.
Hope this helps...
Below are a few short paragraphs describing some of the
more prominent, albeit dubious Bigfoot enthusiasts, nimrods,
hunters, gatherers, players, bat-boys, key grips and
caterers whose lives apparently not only revolve around
Bigfoot and its discussion, but with wreaking havoc on the
sense and sensibility of the average reader and listener.
Most are offenders, that is, members of the Bigfoot
Forums (link below) discussion board.
Paul Vella - aka Paul1968UK - Administrator of BFF™
A 40ish english-welsh-limey-bitter-anti-american-brit who
can't seem to get his shoes on the proper feet more than
50 % of the time. A self deluded sort with an intellectual
capacity that is...quite limited. A ne'er-do-well of the first
kind. His views and attitude change with the wind. I could
have debated the bastard while napping and fishing in
Tasmania and still splooged him. By the way, and just as a
point of information, he's the fuck that BANNED me at the
BFF because...I called him bad names and shit in several e-
mails. I know they (the words) ultimately and totally
emasculated him cause he talks in a higher pitch now since
that week. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Jay Lee Doster - aka JayleeD - Administrator of BFF™
This is only an observation: Don't fuck with Jaylee. And
especially don't let her fool ya. When she needs to be
insincere, dishonest and lack any semblance of integrity, she
can hang with the best of 'em. If you're not friendly to her
agenda, you better just go fuck yourself cause she's not
bringing the ambulance or the lube.
Jim Flowers - aka JimF - Card Carrying Lump™
I'm not sure this guy actually exists. He's just so...larger
than life. Has a hard-on for people in Popular Bigfooting™
who don't agree he's The Grand Poohbah Bigfoot God.
Tragic side note: I guess one day his lil' buddies (butt
buddies?) told him "Hey Jim Bob, self confidence is not a
vice", but he apparently heard the words "Self mutilation with
a vice is not a vice" so he immediately proceeded to clamp
his balls down in one just to see if it was true. Like I said,
lump!
Sam Rich - aka BitterMonk - Seminary dropout
All things Bigfooty MUST...I'll repeat that...all things
Bigfooty must be run through Sam before they're suitable
for the mainstream. If you saw something Bigfooty and it
was hairy and black...think again buddy, it wasn't hairy nor
black (nor even Bigfooty) until Sam says so. He just knows
because he knows. And he's from Georgia...go figure. I'm a
bit disappointed he's not been the one to come up with a
body. Shhhh, don't tell him there is no Bigfoot.
Teresa Hall - aka Teresa - Welfare non-mother
Some people just can't help themselves. By all accounts,
she's completed the home study course in being a CCC™.
Apparently can't stand not getting ALL THE ATTENTION
ALL THE TIME. She took over an Internet radio program
on the premise that having any 'actual talent or ability' is for
lesser folks. She's Teresa goddamnit. La loo la zer.
Matt Knapp - aka OklahomaSquatch - Lil' Peepee to his
friends
I'm not even close to a fucking clue where this lump showed
from; but I do know he has a foot fetish for his own feet.
Seems every word that comes off of this lackey's fingers
has 'redneck' embedded in it somewhere. He might have
been the hooded accomplice on the grassy knoll in that vice-
gonad incident mentioned above. I'm checking on that.
B - aka Wolftrax - Black belt butt sniffer
Again, not a clue where folks of this ilk come from as they
just never have anything INTELLIGENT to say. Here's
possibly a small clue; his seeming best pal, buddy, and
rumored life partner is a former 'circus freak' whose sole
claim to fame was squirting milk out of his nose...or ass...or
something like that. See what I'm sayin' here?
Craig Mitchell - aka Pywacket - LittlePudwacker to his
uncle Leo
A unwitting comedian of the first sort. Was involved in
some Deep Cover Bigfoot Operations that were so
stealthly planned and operated, General Patton would have
been proud; but then that one game cam went off and the
boom box and the surprised looks and shit...it threw the
whole operation into one big 'zany comedy'. He's been doing
damage control ever since and...it's not working.
Stacy Flowers - aka StacyInMI -
A hanger-on, groupie if you will, of her CCL™ husband,
amongst others. Nothing inherently wrong with that, but
she continually refuses to answer reporter's questions
about hers and his physical relationship since the infamous
'vice incident'. It's rumored John Wayne Bobbit was not only
on her speed dial list for a time, but he came over and
counseled the family in 'their time of need'. Which makes no
sense whatsoever as I'm confident JW Bobbit couldn't
counsel his way into a pack of hot dogs.
P.S. If any of the fucks mentioned above need to e-mail me
'a piece of their mind', please make it INTELLIGENT (I could
only dream) and/or funny or I'm likely to post it if it's worthy
of more ridicule.
Hope this helps...