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Not sure this stupid fucker would know how to pull the trigger if he was ever
asked to shoot himself in the head. His REAL fucking problem is he's a closet
homo AND he thinks nobody paid attention back when at the now completely
absurd 'Matt vs. Melissa Is It Pumice Or Is It Dried Sperm' debate. For fuck's sake
man...wipe that shit off your chin next time!
asked to shoot himself in the head. His REAL fucking problem is he's a closet
homo AND he thinks nobody paid attention back when at the now completely
absurd 'Matt vs. Melissa Is It Pumice Or Is It Dried Sperm' debate. For fuck's sake
man...wipe that shit off your chin next time!
01-21-09
What is a shame, Paul, is your apparent pattern of suppressing
any evidence which causes ripples in this field which seems more
based on social status than any form of scientific validity.
One example is your entry in the Squatchopedia on Ray Wallace.
You dismiss the Wallace claims by comparing his wooden feet to
Jerry Crew's 1958 cast, and that is the end of it.
Well anybody who has looked at those feet and has any
knowledge of the history of the field knows that the 15" tracks
found over the following 10 years in the Bluff Creek/Onion
Mtn./Bluecreek Mtn. region are a match for Wallace's wooden feet.
This has been shown numerous times over the years since the
Wallaces' claims. Now many books written on the subject have
also ignored this, which is also irresponsible, and I would
probably chalk this up to your own brief reading on the subject if I
didn't see this same type of pattern with other pieces of evidence.
You also edited an entry on the skookum cast, with a link to the
report done by the BFRO, yet for some reason no mention
whatsoever of DesertYeti's analysis and clearly showing that this
was made by an elk. The forum that you are an Administrator for
has pinned seperate threads for Colobus's analysis, and some
others, but not DesertYeti's. Instead, you have DesertYeti's thread
pinned in a generic "All the rest of the skookum cast threads", and
it's the 11th one down. Thank goodness RayG keeps bumping it
up in the "Book of Evidence" thread. But again, I would chalk this
up to just a mistake or oversight on your part if I didn't see this
happening in other pieces of evidence...
Matt Crowley's casting artifact tests.
Back when you banned Dfoot for accusing Gimlin of hoaxing, I
asked you why you didn't do so to Melissa, who falsely
accused Matt of illegally obtaining volcanic ash. Privately you
asked me to drop this thing with Melissa Hovey and called it petty,
for the sake of the forum. I told you I would if you had her
publically apologize to Matt for her blatantly false accusations.
You told me no then demanded I drop it or be banned. I asked
you what forum guidelines I broke, and you told me this guideline
that states any questioning of the Admin is cause for banning.
Fast forward more than a year later, and I criticize the
Squatchopedia for it's inaccuracies, specifically over the entries
for Crowley and Hovey, and the false claims that Hovey
conducted Matt's experiment and got different results. I said
nothing personal about Hovey, I pointed out her experiments did
not use volcanic ash or pumice, as dictated by Crowley's
experiments. First you made a big deal about the word
"Endeavored", as if this was a loop-hole to slip through and that
she had tried to replicate his experiments. I showed that wasn't
the case, you have to use volcanic ash/pumice, and then you tried
to move the goal posts by saying Matt Crowley should first explain
the difference between pumice and volcanic ash. It wouldn't
make a difference, she used neither one.
Then you wrote to me privately when you caught on that they were
considered the same thing, but also that you had told me to drop
this thing with Hovey as an implied threat for me to shut up. I
didn't attack her, I was straightening out an error in your forums
and in entries that you had contributed to.
I also spent a couple of hours gathering posts from the past
couple of years showing that Hovey knew what Matt was talking
about in regards to volcanic ash/pumice, not only by his
repeatedly correcting her patiently but also in her own
acknoweldgement that they were considered the same, but also
linked his process and instructions, his results, my results, and
even told you that I had my own experiments on video tape. All of
this was in the PM.
You privately replied to me that you didn't even have time to read
what I had sent you.
But then you decide to move the goal posts again. You publically
post that Matt's experiments have no meaning unless he writes a
scientific paper on it, and he shouldn't expect anybody to replicate
his experiemnts unless he has done so. I ask you what you would
expect to see in it, and you tell me you want the water temp, air
temp, and how many ml a second he poured his slurry. I then
point out to you his experiements that show the water and air
temp. I pointed out his use of natural soils. The only thing he
didn't have from your requirements was the ML a second pour.
Being that you are the leader of a "Global" Bigfoot research
organization, I would have thought you would have some
experience with pouring plaster into some sort of depression.
And if the scientific paper was really any requirement for you to
have any meaning whatsoever, I wonder why the heck you are
the Administrator for a Bigfoot forum or making entries to the
Squatchopedia when the only paper published in a scientific
journal at all is Meldrum's naming of footprints paper.
But probably the most telling indicator of your suppression of
evidence is when I told Melissa to answer a simple question. All of
her published papers on her experiments did not use volcanic
ash/pumice, the ones claimed to replicate Matt's experiments. But
her latest claim is that she did do experiments with volcanic
ash/pumice but hasn't yet published the results. I asked a simple
question, did she get casting artifacts from using volcanis
ash/pumice, yes or no? The first time I asked this you privately
PMed me with the implied threats, and the second time you
publically threw a fit and said if I ever mention Hovey, Crowley, or
dermal ridges again you would ban me.
Awfully protective of a simple yes or no question that would
resolve this issue. No, you couldn't just have her give one answer
that would resolve it, Matt would have to jump through more
hoops and work to put that paper together. It didn't matter that
every step of his experiments was documented on your own
forum, or on his website, it made no difference that he was open
and honest with anybody who asked him questions.
He had to write another paper just for you, just as when she falsely
accused him he would have to come to your forum and defend
himself, not me defend him.
And you behaved the same way when you complained about
people whining about getting the recording of the TBRC
conference and the Vanity Fair article, when nobody was, and
then started suspending people left and right for no good reason.
Yeah, suppress that tape, instill fear on anybody asking for it, the
reporter is lying, when lo and behold we have Farhenbach on
"Let's Talk Bigfoot" and sure enough Spitznagel was spot on with
what Farhenbach was saying.
So no, I'm not going to contribute anything to any project you
work on, I'm going to criticize it and show it for the one-sided
cover-up that it is.
any evidence which causes ripples in this field which seems more
based on social status than any form of scientific validity.
One example is your entry in the Squatchopedia on Ray Wallace.
You dismiss the Wallace claims by comparing his wooden feet to
Jerry Crew's 1958 cast, and that is the end of it.
Well anybody who has looked at those feet and has any
knowledge of the history of the field knows that the 15" tracks
found over the following 10 years in the Bluff Creek/Onion
Mtn./Bluecreek Mtn. region are a match for Wallace's wooden feet.
This has been shown numerous times over the years since the
Wallaces' claims. Now many books written on the subject have
also ignored this, which is also irresponsible, and I would
probably chalk this up to your own brief reading on the subject if I
didn't see this same type of pattern with other pieces of evidence.
You also edited an entry on the skookum cast, with a link to the
report done by the BFRO, yet for some reason no mention
whatsoever of DesertYeti's analysis and clearly showing that this
was made by an elk. The forum that you are an Administrator for
has pinned seperate threads for Colobus's analysis, and some
others, but not DesertYeti's. Instead, you have DesertYeti's thread
pinned in a generic "All the rest of the skookum cast threads", and
it's the 11th one down. Thank goodness RayG keeps bumping it
up in the "Book of Evidence" thread. But again, I would chalk this
up to just a mistake or oversight on your part if I didn't see this
happening in other pieces of evidence...
Matt Crowley's casting artifact tests.
Back when you banned Dfoot for accusing Gimlin of hoaxing, I
asked you why you didn't do so to Melissa, who falsely
accused Matt of illegally obtaining volcanic ash. Privately you
asked me to drop this thing with Melissa Hovey and called it petty,
for the sake of the forum. I told you I would if you had her
publically apologize to Matt for her blatantly false accusations.
You told me no then demanded I drop it or be banned. I asked
you what forum guidelines I broke, and you told me this guideline
that states any questioning of the Admin is cause for banning.
Fast forward more than a year later, and I criticize the
Squatchopedia for it's inaccuracies, specifically over the entries
for Crowley and Hovey, and the false claims that Hovey
conducted Matt's experiment and got different results. I said
nothing personal about Hovey, I pointed out her experiments did
not use volcanic ash or pumice, as dictated by Crowley's
experiments. First you made a big deal about the word
"Endeavored", as if this was a loop-hole to slip through and that
she had tried to replicate his experiments. I showed that wasn't
the case, you have to use volcanic ash/pumice, and then you tried
to move the goal posts by saying Matt Crowley should first explain
the difference between pumice and volcanic ash. It wouldn't
make a difference, she used neither one.
Then you wrote to me privately when you caught on that they were
considered the same thing, but also that you had told me to drop
this thing with Hovey as an implied threat for me to shut up. I
didn't attack her, I was straightening out an error in your forums
and in entries that you had contributed to.
I also spent a couple of hours gathering posts from the past
couple of years showing that Hovey knew what Matt was talking
about in regards to volcanic ash/pumice, not only by his
repeatedly correcting her patiently but also in her own
acknoweldgement that they were considered the same, but also
linked his process and instructions, his results, my results, and
even told you that I had my own experiments on video tape. All of
this was in the PM.
You privately replied to me that you didn't even have time to read
what I had sent you.
But then you decide to move the goal posts again. You publically
post that Matt's experiments have no meaning unless he writes a
scientific paper on it, and he shouldn't expect anybody to replicate
his experiemnts unless he has done so. I ask you what you would
expect to see in it, and you tell me you want the water temp, air
temp, and how many ml a second he poured his slurry. I then
point out to you his experiements that show the water and air
temp. I pointed out his use of natural soils. The only thing he
didn't have from your requirements was the ML a second pour.
Being that you are the leader of a "Global" Bigfoot research
organization, I would have thought you would have some
experience with pouring plaster into some sort of depression.
And if the scientific paper was really any requirement for you to
have any meaning whatsoever, I wonder why the heck you are
the Administrator for a Bigfoot forum or making entries to the
Squatchopedia when the only paper published in a scientific
journal at all is Meldrum's naming of footprints paper.
But probably the most telling indicator of your suppression of
evidence is when I told Melissa to answer a simple question. All of
her published papers on her experiments did not use volcanic
ash/pumice, the ones claimed to replicate Matt's experiments. But
her latest claim is that she did do experiments with volcanic
ash/pumice but hasn't yet published the results. I asked a simple
question, did she get casting artifacts from using volcanis
ash/pumice, yes or no? The first time I asked this you privately
PMed me with the implied threats, and the second time you
publically threw a fit and said if I ever mention Hovey, Crowley, or
dermal ridges again you would ban me.
Awfully protective of a simple yes or no question that would
resolve this issue. No, you couldn't just have her give one answer
that would resolve it, Matt would have to jump through more
hoops and work to put that paper together. It didn't matter that
every step of his experiments was documented on your own
forum, or on his website, it made no difference that he was open
and honest with anybody who asked him questions.
He had to write another paper just for you, just as when she falsely
accused him he would have to come to your forum and defend
himself, not me defend him.
And you behaved the same way when you complained about
people whining about getting the recording of the TBRC
conference and the Vanity Fair article, when nobody was, and
then started suspending people left and right for no good reason.
Yeah, suppress that tape, instill fear on anybody asking for it, the
reporter is lying, when lo and behold we have Farhenbach on
"Let's Talk Bigfoot" and sure enough Spitznagel was spot on with
what Farhenbach was saying.
So no, I'm not going to contribute anything to any project you
work on, I'm going to criticize it and show it for the one-sided
cover-up that it is.
"
"
I've followed this particular stupidity since it began (way back on the BFF) and I
can assure any interested and/or unconvinced readers, Buttrax has some kind of
brain damage. He apparently possesses the capacity to believe: 1.) His big 'n
hunky, thick 'n chunky BFF® Matt Crowley was somehow, and genuinely,
'wronged' by something said or done by one Melissa Hovey; 2.) That Crowley
himself has used anything more than evasive double-speak ever since it was
established publicly BY MELISSA HOVEY that he didn't know anything more
about his so-called pumice/volcanic ash than did that same Melissa Hovey; who's
admitted to NOT KNOWING A FUCKING THING about either one at the
beginning. Both these dick suckin baboons (Wolftrax and Crowley) need to quit
the grab assin' and grow up. Oh, and apologize.
As for anyone else thinking of attempting to defend either one of these Oh My
Sore Dick Tracys, save your misplaced grief for somebody else in another place, I
know how it really reads and all your wishing upon a star that it be portrayed
differently won't make it so. If you still don't believe me, simply ask any of these
idiots to cite a reference for Melissa Hovey ACTUALLY AND AUTHENTICALLY
accusing Matt Crowley of 'illegally obtaining ANYTHING' (which theoretically
could include ass lube). I'll wait here. Once you too see what they have been
calling 'the accusation', you'll then also see the vastness of the 'brain deadness'
I'm harping on.
can assure any interested and/or unconvinced readers, Buttrax has some kind of
brain damage. He apparently possesses the capacity to believe: 1.) His big 'n
hunky, thick 'n chunky BFF® Matt Crowley was somehow, and genuinely,
'wronged' by something said or done by one Melissa Hovey; 2.) That Crowley
himself has used anything more than evasive double-speak ever since it was
established publicly BY MELISSA HOVEY that he didn't know anything more
about his so-called pumice/volcanic ash than did that same Melissa Hovey; who's
admitted to NOT KNOWING A FUCKING THING about either one at the
beginning. Both these dick suckin baboons (Wolftrax and Crowley) need to quit
the grab assin' and grow up. Oh, and apologize.
As for anyone else thinking of attempting to defend either one of these Oh My
Sore Dick Tracys, save your misplaced grief for somebody else in another place, I
know how it really reads and all your wishing upon a star that it be portrayed
differently won't make it so. If you still don't believe me, simply ask any of these
idiots to cite a reference for Melissa Hovey ACTUALLY AND AUTHENTICALLY
accusing Matt Crowley of 'illegally obtaining ANYTHING' (which theoretically
could include ass lube). I'll wait here. Once you too see what they have been
calling 'the accusation', you'll then also see the vastness of the 'brain deadness'
I'm harping on.
Not sure this stupid fucker would know how to pull the trigger if he was ever
asked to shoot himself in the head. His REAL fucking problem is he's a closet
homo AND he thinks nobody paid attention back when at the now completely
absurd 'Matt vs. Melissa Is It Pumice Or Is It Dried Sperm' debate. For fuck's sake
man...wipe that shit off your chin next time!
asked to shoot himself in the head. His REAL fucking problem is he's a closet
homo AND he thinks nobody paid attention back when at the now completely
absurd 'Matt vs. Melissa Is It Pumice Or Is It Dried Sperm' debate. For fuck's sake
man...wipe that shit off your chin next time!
Bigfoot Forums - Paul Vella gets splooged on by guy with a
bigger di... So what's up with all the sperm spewin' anyway?
bigger di... So what's up with all the sperm spewin' anyway?
05-06-09
The links directly above point to several different Internet locations (forums)
where this 'incident' is being or was being discussed.
So anyway, I can't pass up this chance to throw more stones at the SUPREME
IDIOCY of this supposed group of 'Bigfoot people' from northern Michigan, led
by that almighty mental midget Jim Flowers, who over a span of 7 years or so
have supposedly been having regular 'interactions' (in varying degrees) with,
what else, Bigfoot. I'll admit to not knowing, and more importantly NOT
CARING, about all the details, but in a nutshell these STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS
have finally been caught in a convoluted finger pointing LYING and CHEATING
and HOAXING game they NEVER HAD A CHANCE of winning. Folks, that's what
STUPID FUCKS do. In one sentence or less, they CLAIMED to have 'proprietary
knowledge' (and thus actual proof, apparently) of the ACTUAL and GENUINE
existence of Bigfoot in northern Michigan (and thus of the animal in general).
And no, of course they didn't have such knowledge or proof because, well, let's
repeat, THERE IS NO BIGFOOT. Anyway, the HALF WITS at the BFF along with
their fearless leader (name rhymes with Saul Zella) are now COVERING UP and
otherwise LYING and being generally DISHONEST about the entire matter as it's
embarrassing aftermath is now making them appear to have their own AIR
HEADS up their ass too. Which they IN FACT DO as I've been hounding on that
point for almost two years now. My own resignation from the BFF as a moderator
was because of my INABILITY to deal with such LACK OF INTEGRITY, the
SIMPLE MINDEDNESS and the DISHONESTY.
Actually, regarding this incident, the writing has been on the wall for awhile now
as intelligent and now former 'supporters' of Flowers and clan on the JREF have
literally 'turned on them' because of the general MAYHEM and LUNACY. Back
when, Flowers made the mistake of PRETENDING to be a 'good skeptic' all the
while secretly being a firm and full Bigfoot BELIEVER. Dishonesty at it's best.
Ultimately, Mr. Fuck A. Flowers, his spouse, his Bigfoot associates and even the
lying admin. FUCKS on the BFF are now simply looking for cover to hide their
illicit and ill-defined 'intelligence'. They don't know which was is up and never
did. BTW Flowers' assholes, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I'll just be here laughing.
where this 'incident' is being or was being discussed.
So anyway, I can't pass up this chance to throw more stones at the SUPREME
IDIOCY of this supposed group of 'Bigfoot people' from northern Michigan, led
by that almighty mental midget Jim Flowers, who over a span of 7 years or so
have supposedly been having regular 'interactions' (in varying degrees) with,
what else, Bigfoot. I'll admit to not knowing, and more importantly NOT
CARING, about all the details, but in a nutshell these STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS
have finally been caught in a convoluted finger pointing LYING and CHEATING
and HOAXING game they NEVER HAD A CHANCE of winning. Folks, that's what
STUPID FUCKS do. In one sentence or less, they CLAIMED to have 'proprietary
knowledge' (and thus actual proof, apparently) of the ACTUAL and GENUINE
existence of Bigfoot in northern Michigan (and thus of the animal in general).
And no, of course they didn't have such knowledge or proof because, well, let's
repeat, THERE IS NO BIGFOOT. Anyway, the HALF WITS at the BFF along with
their fearless leader (name rhymes with Saul Zella) are now COVERING UP and
otherwise LYING and being generally DISHONEST about the entire matter as it's
embarrassing aftermath is now making them appear to have their own AIR
HEADS up their ass too. Which they IN FACT DO as I've been hounding on that
point for almost two years now. My own resignation from the BFF as a moderator
was because of my INABILITY to deal with such LACK OF INTEGRITY, the
SIMPLE MINDEDNESS and the DISHONESTY.
Actually, regarding this incident, the writing has been on the wall for awhile now
as intelligent and now former 'supporters' of Flowers and clan on the JREF have
literally 'turned on them' because of the general MAYHEM and LUNACY. Back
when, Flowers made the mistake of PRETENDING to be a 'good skeptic' all the
while secretly being a firm and full Bigfoot BELIEVER. Dishonesty at it's best.
Ultimately, Mr. Fuck A. Flowers, his spouse, his Bigfoot associates and even the
lying admin. FUCKS on the BFF are now simply looking for cover to hide their
illicit and ill-defined 'intelligence'. They don't know which was is up and never
did. BTW Flowers' assholes, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I'll just be here laughing.
That convicted 'STUPID FUCK' Jim Flowers (aka 'JimF' on the
BFF and the BFD and the ASS and the SOL) not only has his
empty head up HIS ass, he's got it up everyone else's ass too.
Presumably, looking for a clue.
BFF and the BFD and the ASS and the SOL) not only has his
empty head up HIS ass, he's got it up everyone else's ass too.
Presumably, looking for a clue.
11-11-09